the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
Two of my favorite ladies
i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child
oh good god i fucked up
yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
Im here at walmart does anybody want anything
i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars
senpai notices himself and begins to have an existential crisis
[ anime antagonist voice ] i-impossible! this can’t be happening — where are you getting all of this power?!
[anime protagonist voice] from my friends. but you wouldn’t know about that, would you?!
I’m sorry but… LGBTQIA?? I just had to copy-paste that because it’s sooo long. LOL
Why? Why do queers have to make this so difficult? I mean, could you pick a more fake and unnecessarily long name for yourselves?
Funny how you say LGBTQIA is “too long and fake sounding,” but there you are on your blog all like
so every time i get a new email on my phone this comes on and people have called me a dork every time it goes off