kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

thethin9:

Two of my favorite ladies

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

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oh good god i fucked up

thalassarche:

vortexanomaly:

swan disguise

yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things

thalassarche:

vortexanomaly:

swan disguise

yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things


burn everything you love, then burn the ashes

burn everything you love, then burn the ashes

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

The red house is made of red blicks, and the blue house is made of brue… bicks, what colour is the green house? … It’s made of glass
Drunk Gavin [x] (via ruessterteeth)

cryptonfuturemedia:

senpai notices himself and begins to have an existential crisis

indragamano:

kumagawa:

[ anime antagonist voice ] i-impossible! this can’t be happening — where are you getting all of this power?!

[anime protagonist voice] from my friends. but you wouldn’t know about that, would you?!

draugrr:

dragosposts:

I’m sorry but… LGBTQIA?? I just had to copy-paste that because it’s sooo long. LOL
Why? Why do queers have to make this so difficult? I mean, could you pick a more fake and unnecessarily long name for yourselves?

Funny how you say LGBTQIA is “too long and fake sounding,” but there you are on your blog all like

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 - So i got a new ringtone
1,594 plays!

contamination-smile:

so every time i get a new email on my phone this comes on and people have called me a dork every time it goes off

cavalieryouth:

Patrick Stump → Colors (Inspired By: x)