I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN
Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
How the fuck did Ryan go from being the quiet one to making it rain cows while laughing maniacally
U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE ROYALTY AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
Taurus- Bull horn wimp
Gemini- Other guy
Sagittarius- Smelly horse man
Capricorn- Honk friend
Aquarius- Cape douche
Aries, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces- Tha bitches
Things we learned this update:
- Caliborn has a Deviantart that actually exists.
- Hussie is really fed up with the people that are reducing Nepeta to cat puns and fangirling.
- Caliborn likes fedoras. This isn’t much of a surprise
- He drew his self insert in the Cairo Overcoat before actually acquiring it. This means that Lord English, the ultimate evil, the most terrifying guy in the comic right now, is cosplaying as his shitty anime OC.
The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.This some of that James Bond shit.
Swiss Army Hairclip
take care of yourself;; make yourself a good cup of tea, light some candles and take some time to take care of yourself
i. medicine - daughter // ii. vanilla twilight - owl city // iii. passion play - william fitzsimmons // iv. safe and sound (cover) - charlotte kemp // v. you - the pretty reckless // vi. breathe - of verona // vii. line of fire - junip // viii. broken - jake bugg // ix. perth - bon iver // x. hiding tonight - alex turner