mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

joydick:

"you dont look gay though"
SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN

rondovous:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

image

shots fired

wait

secretlygrif:

How the fuck did Ryan go from being the quiet one to making it rain cows while laughing maniacally

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

tropic-fiji:

U KNOW WHAT? I HOPE UR CRUSH NOTICES YOU AND REALISES HOW NICE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND SWEET AND KIND AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND YOU BECOME THEIR CRUSH BECAUSE U DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS AND WILL TREAT YOU LIKE ROYALTY AND LOVES YOU WITH EVERY PART OF THEM

Anonymous asked: what is home stuck

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

Horoscope- What ur zodiac sign says about you !

multipleeridan:

Taurus- Bull horn wimp

Gemini- Other guy

Cancer- Krabkrab

Sagittarius- Smelly horse man

Capricorn- Honk friend

Aquarius- Cape douche

Aries, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces- Tha bitches

grand-empress-of-quelf:

Things we learned this update:

  • Caliborn has a Deviantart that actually exists.
  • Hussie is really fed up with the people that are reducing Nepeta to cat puns and fangirling.
  • Caliborn likes fedoras. This isn’t much of a surprise
  • He drew his self insert in the Cairo Overcoat before actually acquiring it. This means that Lord English, the ultimate evil, the most terrifying guy in the comic right now, is cosplaying as his shitty anime OC.

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

she’s got a boyfriend anyway: a playlist for girls who love girls, mostly covers and acoustics. [listen] [photo cred]

neonjunqles:

take care of yourself;; make yourself a good cup of tea, light some candles and take some time to take care of yourself

i. medicine - daughter // ii. vanilla twilight - owl city // iii. passion play - william fitzsimmons // iv. safe and sound (cover) - charlotte kemp // v. you - the pretty reckless // vi. breathe - of verona // vii. line of fire - junip // viii. broken - jake bugg // ix. perth - bon iver // x. hiding tonight - alex turner

listen here

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